The background of the card is pale blue with a repeating wallpaper pattern of halfway peeled bananas. Over this appear the words, "Warning: This card contains adult content." This switches to new words, "Don't blame us. Someone wanted to give you a laugh." After this is a montage of campy, kitschy images from 20th century advertising. First is a black and white image of woman in close up caressing a pillow with a man's face printed on the pillow case. The words say, "Cuddle up to your dream date with your own portrait pillow. special introductory offer $7.95." Next is a color illustration ad of two beach scenes of young adults in bathing suits of the 1960s having a cook out. In the top image, the man is saying, "That's a hot one! Jean says there are no skins on these Wieners". IN a white box in the lower right corner, there is a woman's head and text starting with "That's true!" The rest of the text is too small to read. Next is another color illustration ad featuring Joan Crawford's head. Beside her head is a glass of orange juice and her hand with fingers measuring the height of the glass. The text reads, "Joan says... 'I enjoy seven inches every morning.' The bottom 1/3 is text that is too small to read. Next is a color hairspray ad with a woman's head with a large blonde bouffant hairdo. The title in red font reads, "Go Gay!". Next is a black and white photo ad with a man modeling a pair of slacks and behind him, a woman peering at him while walking her poodle. The title reads, "Action Pants by Sansabelt". Over the man's crotch is a black star circle with words inside reading "Action zone". There is illegible text and in the lower right the text saying, "Now with extra large snack sack!". Next on the left is an illustration in blue of a milkman with the text on the right in red, "I want to be your Milkman" Then over the last two ads another color illustrated one appears with a man's torso and head enjoying a candy bar. His face is a weird grimace. Over a close up over the candy bar the text reads, "Tastes like..." and then the name of the candy bar on the wrapper, "Old Dick". Finally an illustrated cover of a pamphlet featuring an older scientist and two school age boys. It is titled, "The Magical World of Rectal Probes". To the right of this appears the card's message, "Wishing you a magical April Fools Day".