You want to tease him. You want to flirt with her. You don't wish to be vulgar (yet?). You just want to walk that wonderful fine line of titillating, teasing, and always hilarious ecards. Here is a collection of funny naughty ecards that let you walk right up to the line, maybe put a toe over, and yet keep you safe with a good laugh and a wink.

The Talking Love Wiener, one of our funny ecards for adults, allows you to make him say any dang thing that comes into your head. Make your message lurid or silly, flirtacious or coy; he will say it all.

Doozy Cards adult ecards celebrate birthdays:

• Sexy Beach Dude Birthday gives your intended recipient a big eyefull of hunks by the ocean. Know someone who likes seaside sea men? Send them these boys on the beach!
• A qui esta el Sexy Margarita Birthday Recipe! Hot latin men make the drink of fiestas with plenty of sabor! Send this one to birthday friends who like to look at a spicy cocktail!
• Hot Birthday Gift is for people who like to play with chili peppers... watch the card; you'll see!

Doozy Cards naughty ecards celebrate the holidays:

• Our Sexy Halloween Joke card is a hilarious take on the Frankenstein story for adult Halloween ecards
• Hot Santa, Sexy Christmas for Her, and Sexy Christmas for Him are perfect presents to stuff under the e-tree.
• Both men and women get their share of candy for Valentine's day with Hot Valentine Surprise and Hot Valentine for Him.

Whether you like sugar for the eyes, or laughing hysterically, this selection of free adult ecards featuring sexy greeting cards and funny naughty ecards spanks your funny bone... among other things.