Shoot arrows filled with hearts to your brother this Valentine's day with our Talking Cupid Valentine Ecard who will speak your funny personalized message.

If your brother loves dogs, send him our Monsieur Bulldog and Mademoiselle Maltise singing French Doggies for Brother Valentine's Day ecard. 

If you want to share some inside jokes with your brother or personalize your Valentine message, send our Talking Pug in Paris Valentine Ecard straight outta the Eiffel Tower. We've also got your personalized messages covered with our Talking Love Pickle ecard and Talking Love Moose Valentine Ecard. Type what you want to say to your brother and our characters will deliver your Valentine's message. 

If your brother isn't in the mood for Valentine's Day and red and pink cuteness, send him some darker humor with our grumpy anti-Valentine's Day Talking Kitty If you really want to make him laugh, send him our couple who get crapped on by birds during a romantic walk on the beach in our Crappy Valentine's Day.

If your brother's humor is more philosophical, our Indian elephant Raj Valentine will deliver his humorous message. He is voiced by one of our favorite musicians Mark.

If you've picked the Valentine ecard and now you need the words to say, here are some of our staff's suggestions: 

• Happy Valentine's Day to the brother who has the best sister in the whole world! Happy Valentine's Day!

• Brother my love for you is never on paws. I'm doggone crazy about you.  Send him this message with our Talking Lady Spaniel in Paris Valentine ecard.

• You suck less than the rest of our family. Happy Valentine's Day!

If you need more help with what to say in your message, our Doozycards Guide will help you with What to Write in a Valentine's Day Greeting Card. Make your brother laugh in minutes with our funny Valentine ecard selection. Your brother's Valentine card can be 100% free when you sign up for our free trial.