MothersDayTopTenList

TOP TEN WAYS TO CELEBRATE MOTHER'S DAY

1. Shove your head in a meat grinder...(just kidding).

2. Get therapy...(not kidding).

3. Resolve not to tell Mother of her shortcomings.

4. There are always flowers.

5. Bring her breakfast in bed (must be under 16 for this)

6. Draw a picture of some flowers (must be under 7 for this)

7. Say "Mommy" for first time (must be under 2 for this)

8. Tatoo her name and likeness on significant body part (must be over 2 for this)

9. Movie coupons

10. Send instant love and joy wtih Mother's Day ecards!