This Mike du jour ecard begins with a man sitting at a bar reading his newspaper as the barman pours a drink. The man turns and turns the pages of the newspaper and the following words appear over his as he reads “stop trying to find the needed… invest in haystack” - John C. Bogle, The Vanguard Grp. The man then tells the barman who is pouring the drink “Leave the bottle”. The final screen appears and the final banner words say “here’s to liquidity. Have a great day!”